爆强的中国式英语

1． we two who and who？    
咱俩谁跟谁阿    
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2． how are you ? how old are you?    
怎么是你，怎么老是你？    
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3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you    
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你    
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4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together    
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！    
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5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have    
nothing to say,go home!!    
有事起奏，无事退朝    
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6． you me you me    
彼此彼此    
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7． You Give Me Stop!!    
你给我站住！    
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8． know is know noknow is noknow    
知之为知之，不知为不知…    
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9． WATCH SISTER    
表妹    
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10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!    
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！    
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11． American Chinese not enough    
美中不足    
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12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die    
车祸现场描述    
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13． heart flower angry open    
心花怒放    
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14． go past no mistake past    
走过路过，不要错过    
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15． 小明：I am sorry!    
老外：I am sorry too!    
小明：I am sorry three!    
老外：What are you sorry for?    
小明：I am sorry five!    
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16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!    
要钱没有，要命一条    
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17． I call Li old big. toyear 25.    
我叫李老大，今年25。    
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18． you have two down son。    
你有两下子。    
19． as far as you go to die    
有多远，死多远！！！！    
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20． I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my    
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 

• who'll please me to eat? (18) Judas 2005-12-09 20:58:19