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Re:程序员的事,能叫水吗?

Posted by 322019281 at 2018-08-22 17:00:54 on Problem 2027 and last updated at 2018-08-22 17:07:06
In Reply To:程序员的事,能叫水吗? Posted by:3552981944 at 2018-08-18 15:12:23
3552981944一到poj,所有水题的人便都看着他笑,有的叫道,“3552981944,你脸上又添上新伤疤
了!”他不回答,对柜里说,“温两碗酒,要一道水题。”便排出九文大钱。他们又故意的高声嚷道,“你一定
又水了人家的题目了!”3552981944睁大眼睛说,“你怎么这样凭空污人清白……”“什么清白?我前天亲眼
见你水了poj的题目,吊着打。”3552981944便涨红了脸,额上的青筋条条绽出,争辩道,“打程序不能算
水……打程序!……程序员的事,能算水么?”接连便是难懂的话,什么“君子固穷”,什么“者乎”之类,引得
众人都哄笑起来:poj内外充满了快活的空气。

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